Elephant Pen Holder

Elegantly crafted carved wood elephant pen holder.  Perfect for an office desk.

Dimensions are 5.5 x 3.1 x 4.1 inches (140 x 80 x 105 millimeters)

Why are elephants bad dancers? They have two left feet.
What sport will an elephant always beat you at? Squash!
Why was the elephant broke? He worked for peanuts.
Why doesn't the elephant like playing cards? There are too many cheetahs.